master scissor sisters

If you type google into google, you can break the internet

There was a memo. It just said: I hate the IT Department.

ficbits: ORIGINAL,
master scissor sisters
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I have a whole tonne of tiny fic bits...just paragraphs and one liners that belong somewhere in some kind of fic. Some don't even have characters to belong to.
Out of interest, which ones do you guys like?
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THERE ARE MORE
BUT I
M TOO DRUNK NOW TO TYPE THEM UP

SHOPPING
Jon oh no you didn't
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I bought a shit load of stuff.... Like, insane amounts of stuff...
I feel totally guilty at the amount of things I bought.


Lots of Black Cat (including a new bag with Creed and Train on it! YAY!)
Lots of Deaath Note(including a set of dogtags with the L logo on it. Not official, just cheapass ones I found at a jewellery store which had the same gothic L).
shitload of manga. Really, ridiculous amounts.
And I completely modded an old pair of jeans, so they look kick ass.
Minotaur is my new home away from home.


Ahhh.....What else...
I've realised I dress completely differently in Aus then in Oman. People I hang out with in Oman would probably find it a little difficult to recognise me.
Interesting, I guess.

On a cheerful note, all the rats are dead. Also, brother seems happier now that his mates are around. Happier brother = happier me.

Plane Flights and Big Brothers and Relocation
dr. horrible sarcasm
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Flying on your own is at the same time better and worse than flying with others. On the one hand, you don't have top worry about anyone else, it's just making sure you get where you need to go when you need to go there. On the other hand, there's nobody else to make sure you don't get distracted by the shiny toys in Duty Free and get to your gate on time.
I was flying to Melbourne on my own today. yesterday? Travel time is confusing.
My first solo trip! But I've flown internationally so many times that it was completely routine- kind of cool, I didn't have to worry baout the unknown, the only unexpected addition was me filling out a Swine Flu card on the plane into Melbourne, saying that I was not ill. Which I'm not.
Uh...It was a long trip- starting 2:30 am, I flew at 5am from Muscat to Dubai, (2hrs) then from Dubai to Singapore (10hrs) and then Singapore to Melbourne (7hrs) whereupon I had to navigate customs and find the bus stop into Southern Cross, which wasn't too hard, tiring, but not hard. My brother (who I promised I would mention on my blog as being 750% awesome, so there, Will, your 750% awesome. That's 250% less awesome than me, and whole 1250% less awesome than Barney) was meeting me at the stop, and on the trip there I had half an hour to think of what bloody murder I would visit upon him if he didn't turn up.
He turned up, saving him from the joys of having his intestines ripped out and then me calling our mother and saying that he hadn't turned up (a sight far more painful than the disembowelling. Trip home was nice, and I rabbited on about EVERYTHING in the overtired hyped up on pepsi way that always happens to me after a long flight.
I read a Gaiman book- Shadows and Mirrors, a collection of short stories. As always, completely awesome and very much reccomended. A couple of dirty bits, in the clinical way Gaiman writes about them, as normal, but still really good. Seriously, check it out. Very good for plane flights. Uh...I downloaded Dr. Horrible's Sing Along blog onto my iPod, which is itself finally starting to give up the ghost - the headphone jack's broken. Also, I watched about two and a half seasons of How I Met Your Mother. Also totally awesome.
Lots of stuff is going happen here, there's a Dali exhibition at the museum, so I'm going to that, and a whole load of shopping to do, and my bro's birthday to celebrate, so I'm gonna be CRAZY busy.
On top of that, I'm also working on a LIFE ON MARS/SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER.
Yes, It can happen.
It will happen.
It is happening.
glarghlgagagagsh.

So...yeah, I'm gonna get back to hanging out with the older brother now.
:)
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MEME
Jon oh no you didn't
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01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their livejournal.
02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!

ok....it's very pretty, I like Dean muchly, the image doesn't take up too much space, which is good because I have a ton of desk top icons. And did I mention it's pretty? Also, I'd just got into SPN when I went wallpaper hunting, and this was the only vaguely reasonable one I could find in a short amount of time.. But I might change it for something non fandom related soon....

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DOCTOR WHO: Midday, Presidnet!Doctor drabble, Ainley/10 drabbles
emo ten
[info]infraredphaeton
CATCH UP POST! Containing all the Doctor Who fic I posted to best_enemies and not here. Just for the record, you know. All the Ainley/10 is TOTALLY X_LOS' FAULT, K??

Doctor/Master )

DOCTOR WHO: untitled cookie fluff
master scissor sisters
[info]infraredphaeton
Untitled Cookie Fluff for x_los
rating: Pg-13
author: infraredphaeton
summary: The Master bakes. The Doctor attempts to steal.Cookies, wooden spoons and smoke bombs abound.
pairing: Sort of a Pick-your-Doctor/Pick-your-Master.
I was imagining Ainley/Ten
Because I like it.
DAMN YOU, X_LOS! DAMNNN YOUUUU!
reposted by request.
Domesticity )
/saccharine fluff.

SPN ART: Labyrinth
spn
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Fanart for http://fleshflutter.livejournal.com/23544.html#cutid1
...how awesome is that?
Dude. Supernatural/Labyrinth crossover?
AWESOME.
FANART )

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE DAY! MEME TIME!
Jon oh no you didn't
[info]infraredphaeton
snagged from sam1stra


Ask me a question about one of my stories. It can be absolutely anything in any fic and I will tell you the honest-to-god answer. Don’t hold back. (Ask about my plans for future parts of my current series if you want to. (but keep in mind, I may not have anything firm/definite in the works)) Anything. Whatever you ask, I will try my best to answer.
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Fic Question and Steam Punk Art
master scissor sisters
[info]infraredphaeton
OK, so that SPN fic I posted a couple of days that obviously nobody was interested in?
I thought of a far better,m more interesting ending for it.
Question: DO I rewrite it and post it as a separate fic? Or do I rewrite it and delete the first version?
What do you guys think?
OH yeah.
And here's my art final:
Steampunk )


Also, my external exams start this week.
ARRGHHH!

SPN FIC: Shop Life (1/1)
spn
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Title: Shop Life
Author: infraredphaeton
Pairing: As gen as the show. (lol subtext!) An eleven year has a crush on a grown man.
Warnings: Several OCs, trickery, liking of Evanescence and other emo/rock bands
Summary: Darryl is a hunter. Keith is his brother. Jack is a shop owner, nothing more. Sam Winchester is a myth, nothing less.
A/N:I do not like Evanescence. This needs to be said before you read this,okay?
My first SPN fic is pretending not to be a supernatural fic. Thanks a lot, brain. Enjoy, guys. Weird ass way to tell a story, but I hope you like it.
Jack is the cool older uncle that Darryl never had )

Life, Fanfic, and the New Fandoms
spn
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Hey, flist? Long time no see, huh?
*nervous laughter*
So..I have fallen into a new fandom. Well, three new fandoms since my last update.
Supernatural, NCIS and StarGate Atlantis.
Oh, and Dark Angel. But doesn't really count because I was a fan of Dark Angel before I was a FAN.
uh...so, basically, lots of stuff in the middle of writing.
WIPSs, crack, and WTF should I be working on now? )
Also, I just had my art exam, and have taken piccies of the finished product, a pretty awesome looking steampunk machine with it's creator leaning on it. (The creator looks suspiciously like Jensen Ackles)
You guys interested in a look see?


And I need some new icons- one for SPN <-(got it), SGA and NCIS, I think.

what up!
master scissor sisters
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Joan was quizzical; Studied metaphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

PSYCH )
"I...I'm getting something! Liverpool! Bad haircuts! A...A road?"

"The suspect is English?"

"A hammer!"

"We already know that, Spencer, blunt force trauma to the back of the head is what killed her!"


in other words...here comes my psych casefic?
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PSYCH. OMG, GUYS, PSYCH
master scissor sisters
[info]infraredphaeton
So, I watched the season finale.
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Loz, you were so right. It was worth the wait.
Spoiler cut! )
OMG I LOVE SERIOUS!SHAWN

Psych: Perfect Recall (1/1)
master scissor sisters
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Title: Perfect Recall
Author: infraredphaeton
summary: Having a photographic memory is a mixed blessing. This is why.
A/N: I don't know where this came from. I opened a word document in the hope of getting a better handle on the Psych characters, and this happened. I don't know if it works...it's not as funny as my usual Psych stuff. Which means, yes, I have written other Psych fics, but it's not good enough to post. Oh well.

It's not obvious. )
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Psych Quiz. Why did I take this again?
master scissor sisters
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...I got Lassie.
Now, I never thought I was that uptight....
I didn't even mess with the answers to try and get Lassie.
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PSYCH! No, really, Psych.
psych lassi
[info]infraredphaeton
Ok, so Psych is now AWESOME.
Well, I'm certain it has always been awesome, but it has recently been bumped up from, huh, if it's on I'll watch it to OMG PSYCH YAY NO I CAN'T GO OUT ON THURSDAY BECAUSE, DUDE, PSYCH! This is the same thing that happened to both House and Fake News, so expect large amounts of squee, and the hunting of the Psych actors through their careers.
Now, because it is new, it also has sproinged plot bunnies, and vid ideas, and fanmix ideas (yes, I post fanmixes, but generally on comms- my best is the "Stephen" mix- Give the Man a Hand- on fakenews_fanfic, for those who like TDS/TCR and rock music)
I will obviously be unable to pin one of these down on my own, so some help deciding would be cool- obviously, I can't do the vid, because I have no clips, although I know exactly which clips I would use.

vids
-In Love With The Eighties by Relient K
Because, dude, the EIGHTIES in this fandom, I love it. And In Love With The Eighties is just so, so Shawn.

mixs
-Watching The Detectives. General Psych love. Because it's awesome, and my playlists are made to match.

fic
-Lassiter takes it upon himself to try and prove Shawn would never make it as a real detective. Shawn is all pfft, whatever, Lassie. Lassie pushes. Shawn does police-y things. There is awesomeness. Shawn proves he would be A KICKASS police man. Lassie is confused as to why he isn't. Shawn bunks off to go drink smoothies with Gus. All is made clear.

-For some unknown reason, Shawn goes undercover at a different police station, this time as a detective (yes, I know it makes no sense...work with me here, k?), with Lassiter as his partner. There are hijinks. There is protocol. There are paperwork cramps. There are many long suffering phone calls to Gus about said paper work cramps and protocol and Lassie being a prick. Case is solved, they return to Santa Barbara, and Shawn is overjoyed and runs off to go do Shawn-ish things like annoy Gus and harrass Jules and try to figure out how to bake pineapple upside down cake in the Easy Bake Oven without causing food poisoning.

-There are pineapples everywhere now that Lassiter associates with Shawn. Why? It used to be mangoes. A.K.A. cracktastic fruit ponderings while Lassie tries to fill in paper work.

And various snippets of Gus and Shawn and Lassie, because I love them, and unlike the girls, I think I could write them.

ICON DUMP
master scissor sisters
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ICON DUMP...

[16] Jon Stewart
[14] Stephen Colbert
samples:




The Fake News Boys )

T_T SICK
emo ten
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So I'm sick.
High fever, headache, stomach goes 'blurrgh WTF I DON'T WANT FOOD' and life is generally miserable.

...I really need something to cheer me up........................

Works In Progress right now:
Andy meets Ten point Five. (Fake News/Doctor Who)
Stephen and Jon being adorable on a couch (Fake News)
Ben and Aluka being adorable on a couch (Snake Eyes)
Jon and Stephen icons (Fake News)
Manga drawing (Connect)
part 4 of Four Silly Things Stephen Did...(Fake News)
Last bits of the Marvellous Mister Norman -GOOD LORD THIS THING IS LONG. (Doctor Who)
favourite characters meme (DRAWING STUFF)
Train brainwashing fic (BLACK CAT)
Black Cat J/S fusion (Fake News)
Ocean's 11 J/S fusion (Fake News)
Cooking with Colbert chapter 1 (Fake News)

IT'S A NEW DAY PEOPLE. EMBRACE THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
dictionary
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WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE RAHM EMMANUEL.
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I'm serious.

Fake News: Airport fic pt. 1
master scissor sisters
[info]infraredphaeton
New layout....do you like my make over *primps*
Also, I come bearing airport fic! Because it seemed fairly popular in the OT thread on fakenews_fanfic (I really need to learn some coding, ne?)
It's untitled. But involves travelling "Stephen" and Jon, so, yay?

Heathrow Arrivals, 0200 hours )

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