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Okay, so I'm a bit back on track. I'm gonna have to write roughly thirty thousand words in the next three days.
BOOYA!
OH, and here is random excerpt for reading's sake. You know, If you're interested. This is supposedly set near to where Loz lives. Anybody else who is willing to volunteer a location for this, that'd be AWESOME. I'll put you in the acknowledgements.

( Chapter umpteen )
To getting back on track!
*toast*
Now go, little NaNos, write, write, write your awesome novels!

So comment with 'RESISTANCE IS FUTILE', and I'll give you five questions to answer.
loz gave me these five:
( READ )

I feel incredibly slow- how are you guys doing?
And also, the birthday looms on Thursday, which on the one hand, yay, bday! On the other, it's unlikely I'll be writing, for that very reason.

...I have decided that 'You Spoony Bard' is quite possibly the best insult I have ever heard.

Random thought: Does anyone else find it weird when an author will write darn instead of damn, and gosh instead of god, for no in character reason, and then move on to writing graphic porn?

I'll post when I've finished a chapter. Also, to the fellow Nanos, I assume you know about WErite Or Die? It's being very useful...I have a horrible cold and am feeling pretty damn crappy, so I really need the extra help of evil high pitched noises when I stop writing. Also, on that same note, what're you guys' best remedies for colds and flu?

Caracao, featuring two people, or possibly one person and a hallucination, that you don't know.
( SURVIVAL:CARACAO )

Hey, tawg, guess what, I'm gonna be DISTRACTING YOU SO HARD.
( Good afternoon )

Hey, guys, give me some more scenarios, please?

http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/node/3305700

I am going to be doing this as a warm up for Nano- expect confusing stories about characters you don't know every day until November 1st, when you'll actually be introduced to them!

This is my nano icon.
Just replace 'record original piano concertos' with 'write a novel'

Also is anybody online? I have an hour to kill, and some chatting would be nice.

Alright, so my nesting instinct has apparently manifested for my NaNo. I know, WTF right?
Well anyway, this means me making a writing playlist, making folders, stealing a notebook for notes, and searching for a NaNo icon...I'm thinking of something like an angry favourite character with 'I'm perfecting my ART!' written on it. Any icons for me, trusty f-list?
Also, should I post it here, or will that be irritating?
My plan is for epic post-apocalypse Tank Girl-ish style novel, with slightly more existential crisis going on, but many jokes.
Interested?
So basically, BLUP: I need a NaNo icon, please help, and So you want to read it?

Before looking at this picture, I suggest loading up Devo's Girl U Want, or possibly It's Alright (Baby's Coming Back)







...damn straight.

Hope you like it, Tawg.

So, guys, what is this yuletide thingy and how does it work?
Also, do you think I will be able to beat Nano this year, and should I go for for fan or original fic?
Also, Tawg, how long do you think a Supernatural/Pokemon fic can stretch? Looking at what we typed before, it's already several pages long and he's only jsut escaed Pallet Town....

Ok, so, I just watched an awesome movie- the best movie I've seen in several years.
The Boat That Rocked.
Go borrow it. Go borrow it now. Here are some of the reasons why:
1. It has Nick Frost in it.
2. It has two of the stars of the IT crowd in it
3. It has Bill Nighy in it
4. The music director is Nick Angel- as in name sake of Hot Fuzzian Nicholas Angel- so we get to hear the Kinks, the Beach Boys, Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, etc, etc.
5. It features made-up families- you know the kind: teams that become families.
6. It is about a radio station broadcasting from a BOAT
7. It has eye candy in the form of a nervous, rather posh teenage boy
8. One of the main villains is called twat. Actually, it's a double T. Twatt.
9. There is a lot of homosexual innuendo in the BBC
10. I laughed out loud about once every two minutes
11. The music choices were *heavenly*
12. It was apparently filmed out of distilled awesome.
13. I was attached to every single character in this movie fifteen minutes after the I hit play. Even the bad guys.
Go borrow it, and watch it, and if you come back and say you don't like, I will give you back your hour and a bit of wasted time. I will also give you an exorcism and return you from the twisted hell dimension you originated from, because nobody human would dislike this movie.
I also suggest you use this as a way to whittle out friends who aren't awesome enough to hang out with you. Watch, and observe your friends. If at any point they seem bored, or after the movie say 'I don't get it', you must disown them as friends. This will help, as in this time of economic crisis, you cannot drag around the dead weight of people who lack either a soul or a sense of humour.

And now for something completely different: How adorable was Stephen breaking character during that cheating Death segment this week, huh? SO CUTE.

Aluka has a small house- it's made for tall, skinny people, with narrow doors and high ceilings.
Before Ben moves in, it's mostly empty. Everything is clean, and the rooms smell of the sharp pine soap Aluka used to scrub out the mould when he's first moved in. It's not dirty, but it feels like a museum, hushed and empty.
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Title: Little Dee
Author: infraredphaeton
Warnings: Younger!Dean and Older!Sam, some language and violence in later chapters
Summary: Sam's Dad has gone missing, and his little brother wants him to help find him. Sam's more worried about how bad Dean looks.
( Little Dee )

Notes for more Kelly and Blake stories.

guided tour physics is yellow bc of tape measures
bio green cos living things are green
chem is blue cos we had left over blue paint.

Look, guys, I don't know, okay? Kelly appears to have taken up residence in my head and is demanding a real story. I'm holding him back with random ficbits, but I don't know how long that'll last. He's even got a first name now. And the Captain has stealthily developed a physical description and a name. They're ever so cunning.
...It has come to my attention that Major Kelly was probably an English major, what with his enthusiasm for idioms and the English language in general. As for where they are and what they're doing....They insist that they're somewhere isolated and awesome ala StarGate Atlantis. Probably so Major Kelly can confuse hundreds of alien species with his twisted language.

Like Asking Birds Not To Swim
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...blame Tawg. I do.











Seriously. She's used to it. Blame her.
OH, and if you can't read it, the second to last reads:
"What are we gonna do tonight, Jim?"
"The Same thing we do every night, Bones. Take over the world!"

Guys, guys! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!



Have you watched it?
Watch it. Even if it seems really dumb at first, WATCH IT.


Done?
Awesome, right?
Now, here's the best bit....There's a STAR TREK VERSION.
....It's okay, you can thank me later.